Jane's grandparents called and left a happy birthday message. They sang the birthday song and mentioned a gift at the end. This is what Vonage did to it:
"Goddamn school and you know I pray told you to cooling the today. I'm here uncle are you and and I I don't know who really I mean and will talk to you soon on. We are a transfer for a a credit on large lunch or you kinda Jane and I didn't get out of time. Blah blah and..."
Sort of like some Michael Stipe lyrics when he was on his game (I can hear Burroughs reading this in my head), or maybe a Dada stage performance.